Saturday, October 18, 2008

Top Ten List




(Tapping index card on desk)

From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa, here comes Patti's Top 10 List of Things I Have Yelled At My Family today during the Read-a-thon.

Here we go.

10. Please, knock it off!
9. Alright, seriously! You gotta stop bothering me, I'm trying to read!
8. Come on! I'm not kidding! I hardly got any reading done that hour!
7. Will someone let the dogs out?!?
6. I'm running away from home!
5. If you two don't knock it off, I am going to (CENSORED)!
4. STOP YELLING!
3. YOU BETTER NOT HIT HIM!
2. WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!?

and the number one thing I have yelled at my family today:

1. CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! Those are great!

Thanks for participating!

Kathleen said...

LOL Those are really funny, mostly because I've been yelling something similar all night!

Joanne ♦ The Book Zombie said...

Hahaha those are terrific, I don't know how many times I've told someone to deal with the dogs today :)

Dewey said...

Aw, maybe they'll all go to bed soon!